Now Or Never

A kick in the teeth is good for some,
A kiss with a fist is better than none.

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May 30th, 2012

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May 24th, 2012

Fighting with my mom

whatshouldwecallme:

consulting-assassin-who:

Whose Line Is It Anyway - Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend

By the way, you gotta give Colin all the awards, I mean the other guys are pretty awesome too but one word is all it takes for Colin to just destroy everyone in the room… I remember laughing for a good 5 minutes when I first watched this…

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May 21st, 2012

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May 17th, 2012

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3rd grade

  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
May 13th, 2012

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May 7th, 2012

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when I have kids I’m going to lie and tell them that the hunger games are real and that for every time they misbehave their name goes into the reaping and their chances of getting sent into the arena grow higher.

most-awkward-moments:

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May 4th, 2012

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May 3rd, 2012

badlydrawnhungergames:

HERE’S THE BETTER ONE PLEASE DON’T REBLOG THE BAD ONE OKAY LOVE YOU YOU CAN DELETE THIS IF YOU REBLOG BYE

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heyfunniest: i’ve finally found an accurate image of what i’d do if i was a bird

heyfunniest:

i’ve finally found an accurate image of what i’d do if i was a bird

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3m-ilie: superwholockianlady: ariaasacura: endless-suicide: Things you find most on Tumblr summed up in one gif. this is amazing a naked guy holding a cat and eating pizza i think my blog is complete pretty much ily

3m-ilie:

superwholockianlady:

ariaasacura:

endless-suicide:

Things you find most on Tumblr summed up in one gif.

this is amazing

a naked guy holding a cat and eating pizza

i think my blog is complete

pretty much

ily

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